Experts Agree! People Who Do Not Like This Blog are Jerks!

Washington, DC. (BFBE): The Congressional Blue Ribbon Commission on the coolness of blogs released its preliminary findings early today, and confirming widespread speculation, found the people who do not enjoy "The Best Fringe Blog EVER," are, indeed, jerks.

Fred Sycomore, Committee Chairman said, "The proof is undeniable. Our research has shown that those who do not like this blog, not finding it insightful and amusing, also show tendencies toward urinating on public toilet seats, driving below the speed limit in passing lanes with their left turn signals on, arguing over small price discrepancies with cashiers regardless of line length, and informing caring parents on how to raise their children irregardless of their parental status.

"While males and females seem equally convinced that they are the centers of the universe, males tend to wear sunglasses even while inside, constantly carry hair brushes in their hands, even while driving, and masturbate WAY too much. Females usually do not show these symptoms, rather showing tendencies toward not shaving their legs and arm pits, wearing tortoise shell glasses, and adhering to beliefs that there is some esoteric spiritual force in the world that will make everything wonderful if they just act self absorbed enough despite all evidence to the contrary."